Hellhound Hallucinations Polarized These red aviator sunglasses are

These red aviator sunglasses are named after Captain Blunt

We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park

It's time to turn heads & spill the tea

but you get it

and leaving a little mischief in your wake

Hellhound Hallucinations Polarized These red aviator sunglasses areWhat the what?! Did you just see a rabid three headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen up when we tell you that you can now get the BFG frames you know and love in the tortoiseshell print you've always wanted!!! (You're welcome, ya big noggined lug.) Made for Bigger Noggins Wider